Smešna strana horoskopa – Horoskopski znaci na letovanju / Fun – Zodiac signs on summer vacation

smesna strana horoskopa

Smešna strana horoskopa – putovanje

Riba prva ulazi i nalazi svoje mesto. Lav ulazi poslednji jer je morao sa svima da se pozdravi, on je najbitniji i svi u njega gledaju. Bik gleda okolo šta bi mogao da gricne pred put. Devica briše stakla, dok se Ovan nervira što već nisu krenuli. Blizanac deli video o trenutnoj situaciji na društvenim mrežama. Bik jede sve vreme, a Devica ide za njim (i Škorpijom koja je svoje već sve pojela da niko ne vidi) i čisti mrvice i fleke od soka. Rak plače jer je mnogo lep dan a on nije raspoložen jer je Sunce prejako. Riba uveliko spava. Jarac ima kovertu za svaki dan, odvaja novac za dnevni trošak i pravi plan. Vodolija sedi na podu i raspakuje opremu za kupanje, jedva čeka da stigne pa je već naduvao dušek i glanca peraja. Ovan se nervira što sve ide sporo.

Smešna strana horoskopa – na plaži

Blizanac u daljini vidi more i već je okačio sliku na Facebook. Bik se naspavao i sad gleda šta bi mogo da jede. Vodolija je stavila masku za gnjuranje i čeka da se otvore vrata da uskoči u more. Devica glanca sunčane naočare. Rak plače o nervozan je jer niko ne brine o njegovim osećanjima prema moru i društvu. Jarac ugovara najbolju cenu za smeštaj. Svuda je haos a Devica mahnito ide I sređuje. Na kraju odustaje i odlazi na plažu gde su odavno Ovan i Vodolija. Lav pokušava da napravi najboljim selfi i pita prolaznike da ga slikaju. Riba sedi I čeka da prođe gužva da se odmori. Vaga pokušava da napravi frizuru pre nego što Blizanac objavi još neku sliku na fejsu.

Devica vuče svoje kreme, šešir,  suncobran, ležaljku. Bik je poneo hranu i piće. Riba sedi na obali i gleda u more. Vaga pokazuje svoj novi kupaći i privremene tetovaže. Bik je kupio sladoled. Lav pokazuje svoje trbušnjake prolaznicima. Ovan pliva. Vodolija gnjura. Riba fotografiše, dok Devica maže kreme ispod suncobrana sa ogromnim šeširom. Rak se okupao i sada sedi na obali umotan u peškir sa omiljenim likovima iz knjige ili filma koji ga podsećaju na  nešto lepo. Jarac je već pročitao jednu knjigu.

Smešna strana horoskopa – žurka

Blizanac objavljuje video pre žurke. Jarac gugla najisplativiji provod. Bik pali roštilj I peva uz muziku. Strelac je namrgođen jer ima nepoznatih ljudi koje je Strelac uz put pokupio i doveo na piće. Jarac se mršti jer to nije u planu. Ovan se vraća sa noćnog plivanja i zatvara se u kupatilo. Lav je besprekorno doteran, a Vaga pokazuje odeću vrednu kao pola jahte. Rak ih sve tera da jedu voće. Bik glođe parče  mesa. Devica ide za njim i čisti. Lav kaže da bi on bolje ispekao meso. Riba sedi I odustaje od noćnog provoda. Rak se rasplakao jer ne voli da se grupa razdvaja.

Bik je počeo da pije. Jarac troši upola manje od planiranog. Devici se ne dopada način na koji se posluženo piće a ni časa nije dovoljno čista. Lav pozira ispred prolaznika. Ovan odlazi prvi na spavanje. Devica traži novu času. Bik peva dok se Škorpiji ne dopada okruženje. Rak plače jer ga je muzika podsetila na staru ljubav.  Vodolija svuda vuče masku za ronjenje. Strelac plaća piće svima dok Jarac dobija nervni slom jer nije bilo u planu toliko da se troši. Blizanac slika i snima i sve kači na društvene mreže. Lav svima pokazuje kako je dobro ispao. Bik se istrošio fizički i gleda šta bi mogao da pojede. Devica briše cipelu jer mu je neko stao na nogu. Rak se prepustio muzici i piću I setno gleda u daljinu. Riba i Ovan uveliko spavaju. Bik ostaje poslednji sa Strelcem koji bi još da se zabavlja dok im Devica objašnjava zašto ne smeju pod dejstvom alkohola na Sunce. Lav pozira.

Smešna strana horoskopa – posle žurke

Sviće a Ovan I Vodolija su već u vodi. Bik je gladan. Riba sedi I nije mu jasno šta se dešava. Rak plače jer je prespavao. Devica pakuje svoje kreme i prateću opremu i drži govor kako svi treba odgovornije da da se ponašaju. Jarac ga podržava u tome jer je potrošeno više od planiranog. Bik je zadovoljan provodom, jede i pevuši u sebi. Vaga oblači novi kupaći. Lav pravi selfi. Strelac je našao novo društvo a Škorpija se duri jer misli da će da ga iskoriste. Blizanac piše na društvenim mrežama trenutno stanje. Devica sređuje sobu, pere stvari od juče i poslednja kreće na plažu.


Funny horoscope – travel

Pisces first enters and finds its place. Leo enters the last because he had to say goodbye to everybody, he is the most important and all is regarded to him. Taurus looks around what could nip before the trip. Virgo clears the glass, while Aries is annoyed that they are not already started the journey. Gemini share video about the current situation on the social networks. Taurus eat all the time, and Virgo going for him (and Scorpio who is already eaten all he had that no one sees) and clean the crumbs and stains from the juice. Cancer is crying because it is such a nice day and he was not in the mood because the sun is too strong. Pisces is asleep. Capricorn has an envelope for every day, separating money for cost of living and the making a plan. Aquarius sits on the floor and unpack bathing equipment, can hardly wait to arrive and is already inflated mattress and polish his fins. Aries is annoying because everything is going slow.

Funny horoscope – beach

The Gemini to see the sea in the distance and already hung the picture on Facebook. Taurus night’s sleep and is watching what could possible eat. Aquarius is put on the mask for snorkeling and is waiting to open the door to jump into the sea. Virgo polish sunglasses. Cancer crying nervous about it because nobody cares about his feelings towards the sea and the society. Capricorn negotiates the best price for accommodation. Everywhere is chaos and Virgo frantically going around and clean. Finally give up and goes to the beach where finds  Aries and Sagittarius. Leo tries to make the best selfie and asks passers-by to take pictures of him. Pisces sit and wait to pass the crowd to get some rest. Libra tries to make a a hairstyle before the Gemini publish another picture on Facebook.

Virgo has its cream, a hat, sun umbrella. Taurus is brought food and drink. Pisces sits on the coast and watch the sea. Libra shows his new swimsuit and temporary tattoos. Taurus bought ice cream. Leo shows his abs passersby. Aries swim. Aquarius dive. Pisces photograph while Virgo smear cream under a beach umbrella with a huge hat. Cancer took a bath, and now sits on the shore wrapped in a towel with favorite characters from a book or movie that reminded him of something nice. Capricorn is already read a book.

Funny horoscope – party

The Gemini publishes video before the party. Capricorn Google is the most profitable bars. Taurus lights barbecues and singing along with the music. Sagittarius is grumpy because there are strangers that Sagittarius met along the way and called for drink. Capricorn frown because it is not in the plan. Aries comes back from a night swim and closes in the bathroom. Leo is flawlessly groomed, a Libra shows clothes worth of half as yachts. Cancer forcing them all to eat fruit. Taurus is gnawing a piece of meat. Aries goes for him and clean. Leo says he’d better do the roasted meat. Pisces sit and give up of the night life. Cancer cried because he do not like to groop split.

Taurus began to drink. Capricorn spends less than half of the planned. Virgo does not like the way in which served drinks and glass is not clear. Lion posing in front of passers-by. Aries goes to sleep first. Virgo looking for a new glass. Taurus singing while Scorpio does not like environment. Cancer is crying because is the music recalled the old love memories. Aquarius everywhere pulls a diving mask. Sagittarius paid to all drinking while Capricorn gets a nervous breakdown because it was not in the plan so much to spend. The Gemini make a photo and records and all and attach to the social networks. Leo shows everyone how well he turned out. Taurus worn down physically and watches what he could eat. Virgo clears shoe because someone had stepped on his foot. Cancer yielded to music, drink and looking sadly into the distance. Pisces and Aries sleep. Taurus remains last with the Sagittarius who still want to have fun while Aquarius explains why it is not a good idea to be under the influence of alcohol at the sun. Lion posing.

Funny horoscope – after party

The sun rises and Aries and Aquarius are already in the water. Taurus is hungry. Pisces sits and he did not understand what was going on. Cancer is crying because he spent the night out and he could not get enough sleep. Virgo packs her creams and accessories and gives a speech that everyone should be more responsible to behave. Capricorn supported that because they spent more than planned. Taurus is satisfied with last night entertainment, eating and singing to himself. Libra wears a new suit. Leo is taking selfie. Gemini has found a new company and Scorpio is ulky because he thinks they are going to seize it. Gemini writes on social networks current state. Virgo is cleaning the room, wash things from last night and moving to the beach.

Оставите одговор