Šta ne treba obući za doček Nove Godine 2014 / What not to wear on New Years eve 2014?

Ovo ne treba obući za doček Nove Godine!

  1. Majice i topove iz kojih će ti pupak namigivati niskim ljudima
  2. Ugsice
  3. Sandale koje si ganjala celo leto
  4. Satensku haljinu – Da li stvarno želiš da dočekaš Novu Godinu u nečemu što liči na negliže?
  5. Mini haljinu / suknju zahvaljujući kojoj vam guzovi pozdravljaju masu
  6. Letnji šorts + crne čarape / helanke
  7. Bilo šta što ima perje
  8. Muške farmerke – popularizovanje u 2013 nisu kul za doček 2014, budi ženstvena, molim te ja i armija muškaraca
  9. Neonsku suknju – neka sačeka leto
  10. Bilo šta što je bilo živo pa je umrlo da bi ga ti platila kao putovanje na Karibe i nosila kao odevni predmet. U prošlosti su se takve stvari nosile zbog principa DA SE NE BACI! Znači lovac ide u lov, ulovi nešto s krznom, pojede to, kožu osuši i nosi je na sebi DA SE NE BACI. Ok, i da pokaže da je on glavni baja, ali budimo realni, danas je to neoprostivo. Ajde da tebe oderemo pa da ti kožu šetamo gradom? Budi dobra, lažna koža i krzno su kul. Karma će te voleti. 😉

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  1. Božićni džemper- ovaj trend se provlači dugi niz godina. Koliko god da ti je tetka (koja ga je ištrikala) draga, nemoj ga obući za doček. Štreberski je i nije kul
  2. Majicu sa V izrezom. Iako ste ih celo leto šetali ulicom, ni tad nisu bile IN. Ne radite to u Novogodišnjoj noći, V izrez do pleksusa je DNO
  3. Trenerku. NIKAKO. Ona služi za treniranje, koliko god da si sportski tip- nije ok izaći tako.
  4. Duks. Kao i trenerka, deo je opreme za trening, OK, može da se provuče u nekim opuštenim varijantama, kafa, park…
  5. UGSice. Ovaj haos od modnog krika (frika) zahvatio je desni deo mozga nekih muškaraca. Ne kupuj to, ne nosi ih, ODVRATNE SU!
  6. Dugačke gaće. Ako si se lepo obukao i spreman si za muvanje, ili si u vezi pa će nakon žurke uslediti seks, ne oblači dugačke gaće. Molim te. Ne brukaj muški rod. Stisni muda i izdrži na minusu.
  7. Bilo šta pozajmljeno od oca. Između tebe i oca postoji generacijski jaz i ono što je ok za njegove godine- za tvoje nije. Možeš izgledati smešno.
  8. Odelo Deda Mraza. Nebitno gde ideš, ne radi ovo sebi. Ne treba ti da te svi gledaju i da ti se smeju. Varaš se ako ćeš imati veće šanse kod žena.
  9. Radno odelo. Čak i ako je u pitanju sako i pantalone. Pokušaj da to veče obučeš nešto novo, drugačije, nije svaki dan doček, al je zato svaki drugi dan radni. Radno i paradno- 2 sveta.
  10. Ono u čemu ti je neugodno. Možda je to IN, možda stoji lepo u izlogu, možda i tebi, al ako ti je neprijatno dok to nosiš, promašaj. Gubiš samopouzdanje i kraj.

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  1. T-shirts and tops from which the belly button will wink to the short people
  2. Uggs
  3. Sandals that you chased all summer
  4. Satin dress – do you really want to waith for the new year with something that looks like a negligee?
  5. Mini dress / skirt, thanks to which you greet the crowd with your buttocks
  6. Summer shorts + black stockings / tights
  7. Anything that has feathers
  8. Men’s jeans – popularized in 2013 not cool to welcome 2014, be feminine, please for me and army of males
  9. Neon skirt – let her wait until summer
  10. Anything that was alive and died. You’ll pay as a trip to Thailand and wear one night? In the past, such things are weared on principle in order to avoid drop it! So, the hunter goes hunting, hunt something with fur, eats it, then dry skin and wear it in order to avoid throw it. Ok, and to show that he’s a top boy, but let’s face it, today that is unpardonable. Let you take off your skin so that we can go for a walk with new leather.. How that sounds to you? Not cool? Be nice, fake leather and fur are cool. Karma will always love you

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  1. Christmas sweater – this trend is present for many years. No matter how your aunt (who made ​​it), is dear, do not wear it on New Years Eve. Geeky and not cool
  2. T-shirt with V-neck. Although you have them all summer walking down the street, and then they were OUT. Do not do this on New Year’s Eve, V-neck all the way to the plexus is bad
  3. Tracksuit. Absolutely not. It is used for training, as much as you’re a sports type it’s not ok to go out like that.
  4. Sweater. Like suits, part of the training equipment, OK, can slip in some relaxed versions, coffee, park …
  5. UGG. This chaos of fashion creek (freak) affecting the right part of the brain of some males. Do not buy it, do not wear them, they suck!
  6. Long underpants. If you are cool dressed and ready to charm , or in a relationship and the after party sex will fall, do not dress long underpants. Please! Do not embarrass male gender. Squeeze the balls and hold on the minus.
  7. Anything borrowed from your father. Between you and your father a generation gap exists and what is ok for his age-not for yours. You  look ridiculous.
  8. Santa suit. It does not matter where you go, do not do this to yourself. You do not wanna be watched all night and be laughing subject. You are wrong if you think you have a better chance with women.
  9. Working clothes. Even if it’s a jacket and pants. Try to wear something new that night, different, It is not every day New Year Eve , but every other day is work day. Office and parade-2 different world.
  10. What makes you uncomfortable. Maybe it’s IN, maybe looks good in the shop window, maybe on you, but if you’re uncomfortable while wearing, faux. You lose confidence and thats The End.

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